Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Children's letters to God

Dear God,


Instead of letting people die and having to make new one's Why don't you just keep the ones you got now.


 


Dear God,


I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that OK?


 


Dear God,


I think the stapler is your greatest invention.


 


Dear God,


In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?


 


Dear God,


I think about you sometimes, even when I am not praying.


 


Dear God,


I am american,  what are you?


 


Dear God,


Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.


 


Dear God,


I bet is hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.  There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.


 


Dear God,


Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.  There is nothing good in there now.


 


Dear God,


If you will watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.


 


Dear God,


If we come back as something please do not let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.


 


Dear God,


I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.


 


Dear God,


If you give me genie lamp like alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chest set.


 


Dear God,


We read Thomas Edison made light but in Sun. School they said you did.  I bet he stoled your idea.


 


Dear God,


If you let the dinosaur not exstinct we would not have a country, you did the right thing.


 


Dear God,


Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

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