Friday, August 19, 2011

Friday Funnies






An old Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very  difficult work, as the ground was hard.
 His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, had gone to prison a few months before. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament

 
Dear Vincent, 

 I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato
garden this year. I'm just  getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
  I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

  A few days later he received a letter from his son.


Dear Papa, 
Don't dig up that garden. That's where we buried the bodies last fall. 

Love, 
Vinnie
   

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

 The following day the old man received another letter from his son.


Dear Papa, 

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.  That's the best I could do under the circumstances. 

Love you, 
Vinnie

2 comments:

The Real Me! said...

Bwah ha ha! LOVED IT!

Thanks for the laugh my friend.
Have a fabulous weekend.
Kim

Sonia said...

that is hillarious. Thanks for sharing!

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